atomic-glitter:

Anyone who talks about teenage girls like they’re somehow exceptionally annoying and immature has either never met or actively ignores teenage boys and their shenanigans.

(via alltimejackalow)

"If a train doesn’t stop at your station, it’s simply because it’s not your train. Don’t try to flag down the conductor and convince them to stop there, even if their own map says that they should just keep going. You may not realize it, but there’s another train trying to come toward you, unable to get into your station because a train that doesn’t even belong there is being delayed there by your intensity."
- Marianne Williamson  (via elige)

(Source: mindofataurus, via n0t-graceful)

smilestump:

thefutureoffalloutboystartsnow:

some fall out boy lyrics are really relatable and easy to understand and other fall out boy lyrics are like “tempest in a teacup get unique peroxide princess shine like shark teeth”

(via manicmrbenzedrine)

bewbin:

officialunitedstates:

people who buy pitchforks:

  1. farmers
  2. 30% of everyone in a mob

cant forget giants who eat giant salads

(via fangirlingstolemysanity)

chocolatemew:

i-effed-it-all-up:

songs by florence and the machine make me feel like i need to run barefoot through a misty forest wearing a flower crown

and reveal my true demon form as i burn the forest and everything in it down

(via fangirlingstolemysanity)